Hot Fun in the Summertime

Michael has returned from Hawaii having had a great time despite social irritations and cuckold priapism (thankfully, not his own).

We had a near miss with a Friday gig at The Klinic and we're still waiting with baited breath (pee-ew!) to hear from The King Club. Some day Dar will wander into The Local Tavern to check on things there too. But we assure you...we're pounding the pavement (ouch! Some of us started pounding the pavement moments after our last gig...but that's a long and unpleasant story...) looking for some summer gigs!

In any case, plans have been hatched to record a full length...perhaps even super extended length...cd. Perhaps in September after Jon's moving woahs (woah Nelly!) are over. We must preserve the phenomenon that is known as The Lollards for posterity should something nasty like the City of New Orleans (riding on the City of New Orleans...) cause a sudden, unexpected (not really) dissolution.

"It started happening two years ago when Tad auditioned for The New Monkeys Show
He didn't get the part...He played too loud
This threatened dissolution spawned a stronger resolution
And a vow to never mess with what was fate
World Tour 88"
-Young Fresh Fellows